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\m/Johnny\m/ · Post by **\m/Johnny\m/** » Thu Sep 05, 2013 11:47 pm

I still carry the red hot potato phone give to me by Lord MC Hammer which he uses to alert when a backup dancer misses the crimson flow, and thus the day for Hanger Time.

Zerohero · Post by **Zerohero** » Fri Sep 06, 2013 2:27 pm

76 jew foreskins sewn end to end to make a jump-rope for the Sweet Lord Buster Douglas to train with for the International Mastobat on a Toilet competition in Brussels. Carol Burnett event chairman.

FVBTVS · Post by **FVBTVS** » Fri Sep 06, 2013 2:32 pm

jerkin on your wedding day to geocities pics of kittie and not getting a single drop on yr tux

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Cascade Whore · Post by **Cascade Whore** » Sat Sep 07, 2013 2:27 am

http://news.yahoo.com/hitler-bodyguard- ... 46740.html

The nasty Mr Misch has necrophalic three way with Eva Braun's and Hitlers rotting slop holes while invading ruskies peep through the cracks and spank out some borscht for the motherland.

A sense a touching reunion in hell for our sweet lord. It's the thing lifetime movies are made of.

Zerohero · Post by **Zerohero** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:19 am

Godzilla Vs. pepperoni nipples

King Kong's dingleberries save siberian children from harsh winter.

Dickie turn silver after buttfucking Ultraman.

Smog Monster scat play porn.

Ramming your dick in mothra's ass.

BUNGVOX · Post by **BUNGVOX** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:17 pm

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FVBTVS · Post by **FVBTVS** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:21 pm

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soiled depends · Post by **soiled depends** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 2:24 pm

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pAppY · Post by **pAppY** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:01 pm

Gentle Mayor Dahmer

Dear Senator Ramirez

Treasured Governor Bundy

Cherished Mayor Ridgeway

Inestimable Commissioner Hussein

Zerohero · Post by **Zerohero** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:47 pm

The Sweet Lord Morton Downey Jr. blowing smoke rings up around Eartha Kitt's black pepperoni nipples, while Barbara Walters squats over a empty can of cream corn and shits to the beat of The Safety Dance. Winds Howl. Demons Shreik. Slow kid in first grade shit his pants in his desk and cowers in fear and stink.

FVBTVS · Post by **FVBTVS** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:56 pm

typing with tip of soft dick

Zerohero · Post by **Zerohero** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:23 pm

crapping on thee keyboard:

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FVBTVS · Post by **FVBTVS** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:19 pm

FVBTVS · Post by **FVBTVS** » Tue Sep 17, 2013 7:20 pm

flexing her jacked biceps in crab form while the future of her cunt hangs forever in the balance

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Zerohero · Post by **Zerohero** » Wed Sep 18, 2013 12:20 pm

A faeirietale from SLH's tales from the phallustein SS.

Once upon a time there were three billy goats, who were to go up to the hillside to jack each other off , and the name of all three was "Gruff."

On the way up was a bridge over a cascading stream they had to cross; and under the bridge lived a great ugly troll , with eyes as big as saucers, and a cock as long as a poker.

So first of all came the youngest Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge.

"Fap, fap, fap, fap! " went the goat.

"Who's that fapping on my fucking bridge?" roared the troll .

"Oh, it is only I, the tiniest Billy Goat Gruff , and I'm going up to the hillside to beat off," said the billy goat, with such a small voice.

"Now, I'm coming to blow you and gobble your cum up," said the troll.

"Oh, no! pray don't blow me. I'm too little, that I am, and I'm not a faggott" said the billy goat. "Wait a bit till the second Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's got much bigger goat penis."

"Well, beat off you," said the troll.

A little while after came the second Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge.

"Fap, fap, fap, fap! " went the goat.

"Who's that Fapping on my bridge?" roared the troll.

"Oh, it's the second Billy Goat Gruff , and I'm going up to the hillside to beat off," said the billy goat, with such a small voice.

"Now, I'm coming to blow you and gobble your cum up," said the troll.

"Oh, no! pray don't blow me. I'm too little, that I am, and I'm not a faggott" said the billy goat. "Wait a bit till the second Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's got much bigger goat penis."

"Well, beat off you," said the troll.
But just then up came the big Billy Goat Gruff .

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAPAPAAPAAPAPAFAPFAP! went the GOAT, for the billy goat was so heavy that the bridge creaked and groaned under the weight of his swinging hairy goatdong

"Who's that fapping over my bridge?" roared the troll.

"It's I! The big Billy Goat Gruff ," said the billy goat, who had an ugly horse cock of his own covered with sores.

"Now, I'm coming to blow you and gobble your cum up," said the troll.

Well, come along! I've got two balls,
And I'll skullfuck your eyeballs out at your ears;
I've got besides two dingleberrie-stones,
And I'll fart on your troll tits, body and bones.

That was what the big billy goat said. And then he flew at the troll, and skullfucked his eyes out with his balls, and crushed him to bits, body and bones, farted on his tits and tossed him out into the cascade, and after that he went up to the hillside. There the billy goats cocks got so fat they were scarcely able to walk home again with 98 lbs of swinging meat hanging even after beating each other off.

Cum, Fart, shit and shout.
This tale's told out.

pAppY · Post by **pAppY** » Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:47 pm

Zerohero wrote: King Kong's dingleberries save siberian children from harsh winter.

Jesus H Dump · Post by **Jesus H Dump** » Fri Sep 20, 2013 5:56 pm

BUNGVOX · Post by **BUNGVOX** » Mon Sep 23, 2013 9:55 am

Spoo gunning her deli seam while lord mao eats pork fried quim.

Zerohero · Post by **Zerohero** » Mon Sep 23, 2013 2:59 pm

Fuck Nigger and the Sweet Lord Hitler beating off in the basement to Mandie's judas priest/boudoir photography collection. Cum Flies, forming a spray of swasticas and black panther motifs, before landing on 1200 dpi printouts of the pics on glossy paper bought on sale at OfficeMax. Tuesday Night Nigger broods because his invitation never arrived for the circle jerk.

Zerohero · Post by **Zerohero** » Mon Sep 23, 2013 3:01 pm

Skyclun buttfucks a sheet of wood panelling, then has the common courtesy to get buttfucked by same sheet of wood panelling. A raven howls and a rabbid squirrel cums in the distance as a pennywhistle wafts in the distance michigan fog.

Jesus H Dump · Post by **Jesus H Dump** » Mon Sep 23, 2013 5:25 pm

Zerohero wrote:Skyclun buttfucks a sheet of wood panelling, then has the common courtesy to get buttfucked by same sheet of wood panelling. A raven howls and a rabbid squirrel cums in the distance as a pennywhistle wafts in the distance michigan fog.

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BUNGVOX · Post by **BUNGVOX** » Mon Sep 23, 2013 7:07 pm

Hitler titty fucks nel carter.

FVBTVS · Post by **FVBTVS** » Mon Sep 23, 2013 7:36 pm

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Zerohero · Post by **Zerohero** » Mon Sep 23, 2013 7:42 pm

BUNGVOX wrote:Hitler titty fucks nel carter.

Sweet Godess Nel Carter farts on Fatty Arbuckles corpse, in general direction of his man-tits.

Zerohero · Post by **Zerohero** » Thu Sep 26, 2013 1:40 pm

Fake-knockers surgery performed in the back of Dollar Tree.

Discount abortions in back of Arby's after closing shift.

Humping a squirrel in abandoned Ames Plaza.

Pissing on the floor at Taco Bell.

Drawing mustaches on dave mustain posters at guitar center.

Shitting in your coffee cup.

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