How much Facebook discretion do you exercise?

[altars of radness]

When a chance to yuck it up on FB presents itself, do you guys go for it or do you keep your shit in check? I had a pretty decent line today, but unfortunately it was inspired by an Australian mother who raped her daughter and filmed it, so, out of my well-known sense of decency and decorum, I decided to sit on it.

[krudmonk]

any comment I make will be seen on the newsfeed newsfeed now, so any tasteless joke looks awful out of context

[the awesome Assassin]

This thread is gonna get out of control!!!

[soiled depends]

I don't have one

we know....

[a world of no]

you once did.

[james]

...you no longer do?

[Gay for Cock]

[krudmonk]

^shibby

[altars of radness]

any comment I make will be seen on the newsfeed newsfeed now, so any tasteless joke looks awful out of context

That's kinda what I was thinking.

Noah, was your jerk-off smiley a reference to Facebook or an attempt to nip jerk-off smileys directed your way in the bud after another mention of your deleted goddamn FB account?

[Toxicarius]

Total, absolute discretion.

(aka ain't got none)

[Stabbable Corpse]

I generally dont much joking around on comments. The one rule I try to stick to is not more than one video / status update / photo upload per day.

[monsterod]

No family on there, so nothing to stop me from sayin whatevs, unless it's super over-the-top racist. Otherwise if people can't handle me being too real they can and do get to steppin.

Oh I also don't mention who I'm fuckin. Because that would be silly.

[doomeddisciple]

I bailed my account 2 years ago.

[james]

too many irl people who constitute "mixed company" kept sending me friend requests, finally had to cave. "Oh I never use that thing" really just stopped working. Fucking sucks. I have a very bare-bones list of friends there, but GF's family and shit kept amiably harassing me... still no blood relatives, thank jesus

In the end I just decided that I can always just drop nigger dick sputum jokes with my agreeable-type freinds IRL and let facebook just be what it is now.

[fallbacktostone]

i'm hilarious

[monsterod]

hey guys, add me to your facebook

no. you are a mean man.

[Frickin' Slayer]

hey guys, add me to your facebook

no. you are a mean man.

[Necrometer]

any comment I make will be seen on the newsfeed newsfeed now, so any tasteless joke looks awful out of context

yes

fucking hate this

how to reconfigure?

[\m/Johnny\m/]

I had a pretty decent line today, but unfortunately it was inspired by an Australian mother who raped her daughter and filmed it.

Well... we're waiting...

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

EDIT:

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[Erik13]

hey guys, add me to your facebook

Does your frickin slayer account have facebook?

[captain fuckface]

depends on how drunk i am. older brother thinks i need to see a shrink again.

[EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO]

I tend to exercise restraint about what I post on my facebook feed. Not really to do with inappropriate humor, but because there just isn't that much stuff that I feel like telling to all the random people that I'm friends with on facebook. Different worlds colliding sort of thing.

When posting on other people's comments and stuff I generally don't censor myself, but I do occasionally hold back when I think about the SO's extended family reading it. The only time I've actually been a real internet pansy was recently when I was drinking at a bar with friends and someone with a smartphone updated his status to "You're not living up to your potential of fucking off and getting the fuck out of my face," attributing the quote to me and tagging me in it. I... untagged that one.

[Frank Friendly]

I suppose a good rule of thumb is to not post anything on your wall (or on anyone else's wall)

[riley-o]

way too much. way too much.

[Broken Into Pieces]

I avoid using curse words on stuff I post on my own profile, because my family are on there and I don't like to curse in front of my mother. That's about it. I post links to YouTube videos of songs that get stuck in my head, and links to new posts/uploads I make on my blog (see link in sig); if the content is particularly offensive (example, the last blog post I made was a four-way tape including a band called Infected Pussy) then I add a disclaimer warning thingy with the link. I'm a nice guy anyway, so there's not much I'd need to rein back in terms of offensive jokes and abuse.

I did fuck up last week; I had a bad experience trying to get a taxi home from the store, and I posted a status updated bitching about it in which I called the taxi driver a mongoloid, as in retard - I would have gone with something generic like 'fucking asshole', but like I said I avoid cursing. Anyway, yeah, the other meaning of 'mongoloid' is any person with east Asian features, so it upset some Korean chick on my friends list... and then just as I think I'd convinced her that I wasn't being racist, another friend made a dumb joke about yurts and horses in Korea which she misunderstood because of a verb tense, so she got royally pissed off and called us both racists, posted my friend's joke as her own status update and ranted about it, then deleted me from her friends list. Whoops. She knows people in the Korean metal scene, so I'm hoping I haven't dug myself into any kind of a hole there...