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At work today I stumbled across a customer the last name PORNJADED, so I looked it up on facebook and this girl has the name WANNAPORN PORNJADED. LOL. Do Thai people have the dumbest sounding names in the world or what? I also found another person with the first name MANDEEP. I wonder if his last name is INMYASS? The only other group of people I can think of with such ridiculous sounding names are American negroes, but at least they usually have normal last names. If I was Thai, I would want my name to be WANNASMOKE WHERESMYBONG.

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Man, I thought at least Zerohero would post in this thread...guess it's back to the drawing board.
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Honky Kong 64 wrote:BANANAMILK SPAINMENS
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I went to school with a girl named Ada Ho.
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LOL, I'm having a great time just going through this girls friend list:

Nuttapong Punk

Palmy Inzayn

PanPan Nitikitpaiboon

Pattramas Prim Potisomporn

Pompom Potisook

Poppap Phicharin Wongsuwannakorn

Ppupeh Gp

Prow Pongpech
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Tumtumz Mystryx

Ween Siwapornprasong

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I can't believe this shit is real... but it is http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=723155969
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Ok, I changed my mind, these aren't dumb at all. These are AWESOME.
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Ratanda and i were talking about this once. he told me aout somone name tittyporn.
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I wanna be friends with her.
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Magick Sam wrote:I was pretty on the fence about this thread until I saw 'Tumtumz Mystryx'
I'll second this one's game-changing power

it's like the pseudonym some goth furry would use for her hamster-dragon persona
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I really sent this:
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:pizza:
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Many of these seem like the names of trickster-gods who can only be re-banished to the 5th dimension if you trick them into saying their names backwards.

Also totally thought this thread would be asking for good porn recommendations, 'cause OP just about seen it all by now
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james wrote:Also totally thought this thread would be asking for good porn recommendations, 'cause OP just about seen it all by now
Yup.
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really nice to see nick running his own thing here...really brutal......
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Magick Sam wrote:I was pretty on the fence about this thread until I saw 'Tumtumz Mystryx'
I just yelled TUMTUMZ MYSTRYX" out loud.

hope cops don't :betternotstartanyshit:
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i once came across ( :wank: ) a customer with the name Oliver Wank.

also theres a pakistani newcastle submarine captain and he's called Gandeep Undawatta (no shit).
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I got an e-mail from a guy from the Netherlands names Tjerk der Goot.
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Unearthed some more gems today. It's become fairly obvious that some of these are not real. They must be in some sort of ESL program.

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Acmee Saturn

BanPasa Tutorial

Bee Spinach

Beer Chan

Best Olives

Bewae Beware

Boo Balalooboo

Dasha Loveduoduo

Drknow Kung

Fairytopia Fern

GameGame GuitarBoyz

Lettuce Pork Stew

Mint Mintmild

OuiOui Oui

Pangman Pungpond

Pornrat Ariyachotima

PunOn SexJub

Tik Tok

Wat Quirk

Woody Edition
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I'm dying here.

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JJ Gumayaygay is a customer name I can't forget.

Anyone else notice that Ms. Pornjaded is from fucking BANGCOCK!!!!!!!!!!!
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