ridiculous out of context INTERNET comment repository

[Whee of the Dead]

Oh yeah a chralie chaplin Hiltler is really better than a no existant BS diety. Charlie shut up because he wasnt an idiot, hitler spoke... like this fag. Nature is real nothing else will happen... That said its fuken awesome.
panoptes1 1 day ago

[E.E 3.0]

your welcome im surprised your not in a comma i was about to start calling hospitals to find out which one you where in and come visit

[Necrometer]

lol if someone picks a fight with the lead singer and last more than 20 seconds il pay you lol this is the type of guy that would rip your ball out from your mouth then hang you from the thumbs up if u agree

[Caverjection]

For Me Gothic was always about alot more then just the fashion or even the music. Gothic to Me will always be something deep and intangible,almost mystical. So many sweet nights spent in the old cemetary with friends. Sitting benath aged weeping willows watching the stars and batheing in moonlight. waiting for the chance encounter with a ghost. Walking the seashore alone at night beneath the moon. Wandering a vast field of wildflowers and tall grass on a windy autunm day,carrying a book of poetry and prose to amuse myself. Long walks through the cold rain with only my thoughts and memories to keep me company. The mystery and magic of pouring through dusty old books of the ocult in the back of a forlorn old bookstore. Walking hand in hand with the Specter of death and knowing Hes just a old friend. Even the lonliness and pain that comes from being so different holds a certain beauty. Gothic was and forever will be for Me the nearest thing to heaven I will ever Know.

...I'm only 15 and feel it's still too late to live.

[copstache]

Dear Youtube, There is a "Like" button on this video.

Please fix this.

Thank You!

[White Like Jesus]

Crafts, board games and ice cream? The last time I babysat, maybe 15 years ago, I was telling the kid Satan was going to devour him if he didn't go the fuck to sleep. The whole 5-6 hours was basically watching TV and periodically yelling shit at a 6 year old from a recliner chair. Not all experiences are the same.

ps, I don't recommend doing this

[Necrometer]

A wild Tetsuo Appears!

Wild Tetsuo uses transform!

Colonel uses pistol!

It's not very effective...

[ThePhillyExperiment]

the starship is 0bama's economy crashing down and turning to shit

and the the democrat party is the failed soldiers. who want to sing kumbya songs around a campfire... and couldn't even take on one alien...

because liberals are pussies and need other people to fight for them

*LMAO*

This is what will happen when 0bama gets raped in 2012

[Necrometer]

i wish the heidegger clip had more to do with being-in-the-world less to do with the four fold structure of ontology, he didn't really believe in that stuff anyway!

[fallbacktostone]

MAN i know the 90s were care free, great. warm summers, good music, vh1 and toni braxton, no terrorism, no bush ahhh
safarigurl150 1 year ago 28

[riley-o]

thumbs up if u STILL LISTENING it in 2011!!!

[Necrometer]

because the lirycs sucks, fred dust was cool back in 98 but he still sucking btw, hes white and acts like a nigger, what else? i did it all for the nookie you can take my cookie

[riley-o]

ross i don't know how much longer we can be expected to tolerate your abuse of this thread's good faith

[Necrometer]

thank you for the constructive criticism

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edit2: yet pleasingly out of context

[Ray]

If you play it really loudly over and over again, your neighbours love it so much they start banging on the wall in time to the song.

[Zerohero]

Congrats to all the NFL players for there agreement. I'm happy for yall. Wish is luck.

[Necrometer]

this reminds me of how i seen an alien and been in a UFO and NOBODY BELIEVES ME!! it drives me nuts! Ever have a feeling like nobody believed you but you wanted them to because there was no reason to it besides showing off? God, if I was that guy, I'd take the little girl's camera and shoot some pics
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[fallbacktostone]

id like to drill her pussy 
evenyscrewd 3 days ago

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

wrest and malefic are what remains of true self-expression in this non evolutionary black metal "scene"
666SLAY3R666

[Necrometer]

Every morning I wake up with the most wonderful person by my side then I spend hours analyzing why I can't focus, then I work at an insane asylum for the mediocre then I go home and smell like putrid smoke and sweat, then I think about how tommorrow I will focus and acheive great things, then I visit the most wonderful person in the world and have a cigarette and go to sleep, then I wake up drunk from three beers from the most disturbing dream in the world, I look in the mirror and say what the Hell? then I come home and analyzie myself for hours then I'm to tired to go back to the insane aslyum but I must, then I put forth mediocre effort and achieve mediocre results, then I come home and visit the most wonderful person in the world, have a cigarette and go to sleep. Sometimes I do a radio show, sometimes I help people, sometimes I get great ideas, sometimes I think things will change, But they never will. It is what it isn't.

[fallbacktostone]

[Idget Child]

sir i want to grow beard on my face.my age is 25 years.my younger brothers have more beard on face. i have little berd on my face.what precautions should be taken to grow hairs on face and body.my name is arvind.

[Necrometer]

I'm OK with Arvind-levels of context

You are the stupidest man I have ever met. You are so stupid that I want to impale myself Elliott Smith style repeatedly. Stupid people should not breed. Whoops! I thought MAYBE you weren't as stupid as I originally thought a year ago when I met you. But after what I witnessed today I realize you are hopelessly stupid. I love ya to death but my god you are stupid.

See you next week.

[fallbacktostone]

@nickameghino I know that after Godflesh released their second studio album wich developed a more pleasant sound a big majority of the fleshfans were dissapointed;this is indeed their spookiest record.I'm even more amazed by Broadwick's vocals;you won't meet so much talent in today's industrial metal scene;I have to say their later records weren't bad at all developing an even more accurate guitar disortion
bloodyrockfire 7 months ago

[Necrometer]

in fact jesus ask to judas to tell where he was it was the only way to make of him a *martyr*... it is written in the *old* testament like it was written to open the belly of the pregnant women of your ennemie but whatever you guys can believe in what you want and have immaginary friends like god...