caldwell.the.great wrote:motherfuckers honking their horns at stop lights because cars refuse to hang a left through tons of oncoming traffic.
DONT BE A SHOOK BITCH AND GET OUT THERE
MAKE SOME MOVES
hahaha
man, I'm not even in the car. I'm on my bike watching these guys like
I've been so tempted to bust out tail lights.
Necrometer wrote:fucking scientists
"you can't eat a sandwich with a clenched fist."
"I wish it was programmed to feel pain....I'd like to teach Watson a lesson in street knowledge....." http://laughtrack.wordpress.com
don't fucking try and talk to me from three rooms away by yelling my name
motherfucker, if you need something, come in an ask me about it. what am I, a fucking dog?
Necrometer wrote:fucking scientists
"you can't eat a sandwich with a clenched fist."
"I wish it was programmed to feel pain....I'd like to teach Watson a lesson in street knowledge....." http://laughtrack.wordpress.com
Scott Brown's face. Mitt Romney's face. creationists generally.
Necrometer wrote:fucking scientists
"you can't eat a sandwich with a clenched fist."
"I wish it was programmed to feel pain....I'd like to teach Watson a lesson in street knowledge....." http://laughtrack.wordpress.com
Zap Rowsdower wrote:People who pull their phone from their ear to speak into it as if its a walkie talkie.
Hahaha...yes.
Most of mine are related to cells. Pulling out your cell/smartphone/whatever and start texting or checking it when I'm talking to you? Oh, that's a strangling...
Maybe they're tweeting something rad you said.
Erik13 wrote:Does anyone have pics of Ron shirtless?
I interviewed a guy yesterday for a teaching position. He asked about the school's strategies and when I explained how things worked he told me that we do things the wrong way and ended the interview by saying;
'with my professionalism, expertise and management experience, I will make a real change in this company.'
I can't remember the last time I hated a person as much as I currently hate him. I shouldn't be as annoyed as I am, there's no way I'll hire him or even call him back but I'm not satisfied with that. I want to murder him.
glovefullavaseline wrote:I interviewed a guy yesterday for a teaching position. He asked about the school's strategies and when I explained how things worked he told me that we do things the wrong way and ended the interview by saying;
'with my professionalism, expertise and management experience, I will make a real change in this company.'
I can't remember the last time I hated a person as much as I currently hate him. I shouldn't be as annoyed as I am, there's no way I'll hire him or even call him back but I'm not satisfied with that. I want to murder him.
But it would be kinda funny if he was right and you got laid off tomorrow.
Erik13 wrote:Does anyone have pics of Ron shirtless?
I love how this asshole is so far above everything...
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
Maybe I'm being too much of a brutal underground nuclear goat warrior, but would it kill these people to play some Jimmy Cliff or Desmond Decker instead?
Bob Marley is the #1 music choice for both yuppie and counterculture establishments here in the tropical island paradise of Vancouver.
Zerohero wrote:shooting cum on that hot chick that is my altar.
doubleblumpkin wrote:Guess who's riding a pig through the jungle
when i make coffee at work and motherfuckers get to the whole pot before I can get even one cup
Necrometer wrote:fucking scientists
"you can't eat a sandwich with a clenched fist."
"I wish it was programmed to feel pain....I'd like to teach Watson a lesson in street knowledge....." http://laughtrack.wordpress.com
- Ugg Boots
- Oversized sunglasses
- Dudes that wear jerseys
- Guys in flip flops or shorts (any time after September especially. It's mostly the fats)
- Pinstripe suits
Forgetting something and having to drive back home to get it. Nothing is worse than getting 2 blocks from home and realizing you forgot your phone or something.
This is like talking to an internet ghost who doesn't even realize he's a ghost yet and keeps trying to talk to those around him. If you try to put a shirt on so people can recognize you I WILL PUNCH THE SHIRT INTO OBLIVION thus rendering you still a ghost. FUCK YOU, smellmyfinger
Fuck this piece of shit. This and Return of the King are the only movies I've ever walked out on in my life.
copstache wrote:on a positive note, i hope if i get old and encrippled my nurses come and put on Judeobeast Assassin and watch my horrible atrophied limbs twitch in some mess of neurons flickering and dying