FUCK OWNING THINGS

[Necrometer]

the discourse here

[Eight Bit Alien]

banksy makes phone wallpaper for girls with dirty rooms

[featherboa]

an NFT of a classic EBA post



It's just a link to the board

[FVBTVS]

Section NFT ipo 999,999 dollars

[featherboa]

possessions never meant anything to me

[Necrometer]

This is an NFT that combines a few universes into one image. It is a Metallica concert with Baby Yoda playing the drums, Darth Vader playing the guitar, and Ryuk playing the base. The font at the top is also reversed, with "Metallica" using the classic Star Wars Font, and "Star Wars" using the Metallica lightning bolt font.

[Necrometer]

[FVBTVS]

[cxwx]

I want an NFT of a stock broker jumping out a window in 1929 into pile of Dutch tulip bulbs.

[spacehamster]

the discourse here

Possibly the worst thing about NFTs is filthy rich artists who don't have to worry about being able to make an actual living off of their work telling everyone they're too good for them. I don't blame Banksy for this tweet, but Brian Eno also cum-gargled his way through some lengthy statement about how NFTs are the epitome of the evils of capitalism and he'd therefore never touch them. Yeah, congratulations, you pretentious dickwad. Some people aren't already sitting on a Scrooge McDuck-sized pile of gold coins they amassed back when people actually still paid for music on physical media.

[Necrometer]

[Eight Bit Alien]

ppfftaa aahahhaha

[Necrometer]

depositing this weird horseshit because:
1. it starts with an "own nothing" sentiment
2. "FAGMAN"

[Eight Bit Alien]

Histrionic 4chan redpillz nonsense aside, that "giant legs shiny happy people holding hands" artstyle is obviously the mark of the beast

[Necrometer]

video definitely has its merits! I encountered that cartoon style in the wild recently:

[Necrometer]

anyway, who else is buying this crypto dip

[a world of no]

No, Ross... don't.

[Necrometer]

It's easy to say in hindsight that NFT's were a scam. It was easy to say in the beginning and through the middle too.

[Necrometer]

this guy must be some sort of a masochist

researching shitty shit for months with the aim of creating some sort of expose; dropping his feature-length debunk after the wheels have fallen off the hype-tech shit-wagon where he'd been stowaway journalist...

I'm glad he makes these videos but jesus christ it's gotta be a bleak experience

[Brutus Frank]

$13k for a new chimney
$8500 for a new septic system
$5500 to get the house replumbed AND I HAD TO DIG THE WATER MAIN TRENCH WITH A FUCKING PICKAXE
$1000 to the electrician because this place was built in 1938 and I don't want to burn to death in my sleep

Now I've got to wait a month for a new distributor cap and rotor from Japan on my little Kei truck and I can't get Thuleanperspective to give me any advice on rebuilding the carb

Beats being homeless in Tucson, though.

[Brutus Frank]

I want an NFT of a stock broker jumping out a window in 1929 into pile of Dutch tulip bulbs.

:Citizencaneclap:

[Brutus Frank]

$700 pissed away on new tires

[Necrometer]

NFT party’s lasers injure incels’ eyes, skin:
https://boingboing.net/2023/11/07/bored ... n.html/amp

[Eight Bit Alien]

Most libertarian headline possible under the laws of physics


"Payday loan/pill mill bills mass shooting victims for damages"

That makes no sense but im not going to reword it, let this thread be a historical document of EBA getting tired and old

[Necrometer]

I am not sure if you're talking about the headline in the post (which I wrote and am very proud of) or the real one (below) but yeah... what a fucking scenario.

"Bored Apes Yacht Club party turns perilous, attendees suffer UV eye injuries and burnt skin"