Why do they keep banning Four Loko?

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i'm glad you cant get that stuff over here, last thing the chav's need is an energy version of spacka juice.
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Did brett tell the one about the automatic bathroom?
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neckbeard wrote:Did brett tell the one about the automatic bathroom?
haha i heard about this one but i never heard it straight from him. tell it!
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the watermelon and orange flavors are actually not that bad :oops:
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TheDOAD wrote:
hipster holocaust wrote:
neckbeard wrote:Did brett tell the one about the automatic bathroom?
haha i heard about this one but i never heard it straight from him. tell it!
hahahahah id have to find the post. I pissed in that thing the other day LOL.
I wonder if I'll laugh if I read it. In person it was the best.
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No way that stuff will get legal in norway, ever.

They just legalized Red bull this year :drooly:


Good thing we have people telling us what is good and bad fo us.
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how much is a can of redbull in norway? 10 bucks?
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valgalder wrote:how much is a can of redbull in norway? 10 bucks?
I have no idea, but a 0.5l coke is 4,84 if you buy it in a 24h shop. Much cheaper in a regular supermarket.
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turn these off meatman.
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Frank Friendly wrote:No way that stuff will get legal in norway, ever.

They just legalized Red bull this year :drooly:
You guys will be killing yourselves a lot faster now.
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I don't allow my girlfriend to drink that shit anymore since she pissed my bed after drinking a bunch of it.
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haha
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They should use vodka instead of malt.
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I'm just glad that this allows me to make a low-sugar version. Regular stuff feels like lead in the gut.
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BOSTON—The Massachusetts Alcoholic Beverages Control Commission is restricting sales of popular stimulant-packed alcoholic drinks, including Four Loko that has been banned in four states.



Commission head Kim Gainsboro said Monday that her agency will file an emergency regulation next Monday to control sales of caffeinated alcoholic drinks that are classified as malt beverages.

The new rule will ban sales of malt beverages containing alcohol, caffeine or any other herbal or chemical stimulant.

Its manufacturers would be required to relabel and repackage the drinks in resealable containers. The drinks also would no longer be sold by vendors selling wine and malt beverages.
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My Judas Priest records made me kill myself drink four loko.
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Nothing washes down a five year old ShihTzu better than some Four Loko.
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hahahaha
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hahaha.. I watched that .gif for way too long.
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By December 5th Joose, Max, and 4 Loko will be pulled by the FDA.
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next trend:

shots of five hour energy followed by shots of moonshine.
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