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Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:32 am
by hipster holocaust
TheDOAD wrote:
riley-o wrote:
TheDOAD wrote:yeah, all this shit is foul. One night i went to a sparks sponsored party and ended up peeing myself and had to walk home afew miles lacked out through some real hood in the pouring rain because Luckily i somehow had the presence of mind to rrealize riding my bike was not a good idea at that point.
holy shit when you told that story to me, ehdd and RBB at MDF, i think that was the hardest i laughed all weekend
it was quite a night. Somehow when I wrote that last night I left out the part of peeing while talking to a foxy lady. Who gave me her number shortly after.
:theylive:

my hero, and man crush.

Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:32 am
by krudmonk
Scarlet Bro Hansen wrote:What happened to the good old days of drinking a bottle of Cisco with 5 diet pills?
I graduated from college.

Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:41 am
by Dr Yail Bloor
i'm glad you cant get that stuff over here, last thing the chav's need is an energy version of spacka juice.

Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 12:09 pm
by neckbeard
Did brett tell the one about the automatic bathroom?

Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 1:01 pm
by hipster holocaust
neckbeard wrote:Did brett tell the one about the automatic bathroom?
haha i heard about this one but i never heard it straight from him. tell it!

Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 1:24 pm
by Natas
the watermelon and orange flavors are actually not that bad :oops:

Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 1:55 pm
by neckbeard
TheDOAD wrote:
hipster holocaust wrote:
neckbeard wrote:Did brett tell the one about the automatic bathroom?
haha i heard about this one but i never heard it straight from him. tell it!
hahahahah id have to find the post. I pissed in that thing the other day LOL.
I wonder if I'll laugh if I read it. In person it was the best.

Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 2:38 pm
by Frank Friendly
No way that stuff will get legal in norway, ever.

They just legalized Red bull this year :drooly:


Good thing we have people telling us what is good and bad fo us.

Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 2:44 pm
by valgalder
how much is a can of redbull in norway? 10 bucks?

Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?

Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 2:54 pm
by Frank Friendly
valgalder wrote:how much is a can of redbull in norway? 10 bucks?
I have no idea, but a 0.5l coke is 4,84 if you buy it in a 24h shop. Much cheaper in a regular supermarket.

Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:11 pm
by monsterod

Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:38 pm
by altars of radness
Frank Friendly wrote:No way that stuff will get legal in norway, ever.

They just legalized Red bull this year :drooly:
You guys will be killing yourselves a lot faster now.

Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:51 pm
by Unholy Massacre
I don't allow my girlfriend to drink that shit anymore since she pissed my bed after drinking a bunch of it.

Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?

Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:55 pm
by neckbeard
haha

Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:04 am
by neckbeard

They should use vodka instead of malt.

Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:24 am
by monsterod
I'm just glad that this allows me to make a low-sugar version. Regular stuff feels like lead in the gut.

Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:43 am
by Erik13
BOSTON—The Massachusetts Alcoholic Beverages Control Commission is restricting sales of popular stimulant-packed alcoholic drinks, including Four Loko that has been banned in four states.



Commission head Kim Gainsboro said Monday that her agency will file an emergency regulation next Monday to control sales of caffeinated alcoholic drinks that are classified as malt beverages.

The new rule will ban sales of malt beverages containing alcohol, caffeine or any other herbal or chemical stimulant.

Its manufacturers would be required to relabel and repackage the drinks in resealable containers. The drinks also would no longer be sold by vendors selling wine and malt beverages.

Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:11 pm
by Geeheeb
My Judas Priest records made me kill myself drink four loko.

Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:17 pm
by Mr. Budd
Nothing washes down a five year old ShihTzu better than some Four Loko.

Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:26 pm
by valgalder
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jesus.... NOT ATTENDING.

Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:43 pm
by Geeheeb
hahahaha

Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:48 pm
by Deez Nutz
Pisscubes wrote:Remember what happened on the Event Horizon in the movie Event Horizon before Larry Fishburn got there?


Yeah.
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Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:50 pm
by valgalder
hahaha.. I watched that .gif for way too long.

Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?

Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 9:17 am
by F/K/A HAPF
By December 5th Joose, Max, and 4 Loko will be pulled by the FDA.

Re: Why do they keep banning Four Loko?

Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 9:40 am
by John Jr.
next trend:

shots of five hour energy followed by shots of moonshine.