Dear Soiled "Fat Fuck" Depends
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Scumfucker
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Re: Dear Soiled "Fat Fuck" Depends
Does anyone have any good stories of real life snitching and/or revenge? Entertain me.
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BUNGVOX
Re: Dear Soiled "Fat Fuck" Depends
this thread is just a'truckin along here.
oh and p.s. less whifflebat mafia more jayson tigerclaw.
thx.
oh and p.s. less whifflebat mafia more jayson tigerclaw.
thx.
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Mari_Mar
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Re: Dear Soiled "Fat Fuck" Depends
Hey guys! How's it going? I've been absent from the board for a few days and just wanted to check in. I see that someone is trying to harass poor Mike. And even though I find that terribly tragic, did I see it mentioned somewhere in here that Noah's wife is a dyke? Because if so... I'd much rather read about that!!
Pisscubes wrote:"Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
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MeatGrease
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Re: Dear Soiled "Fat Fuck" Depends
My wife could pull a truck by her nipples
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badgevvrecker
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Re: Dear Soiled "Fat Fuck" Depends
what, like pulling a rabbit out of a hat?
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MeatGrease
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Re: Dear Soiled "Fat Fuck" Depends
That's why I married her 
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Mari_Mar
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Re: Dear Soiled "Fat Fuck" Depends
I see... Well, Noah... Please allow me to offer my services to help you get to the bottom of your wife's dyke-ness. I'm always happy to help out a friend in need...Pisscubes wrote:
No. Some other dude's wife was called a dyke.
Dyke-ness has not been confirmed.
Pisscubes wrote:"Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
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Mari_Mar
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Re: Dear Soiled "Fat Fuck" Depends
*cough*
Pisscubes wrote:"Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
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Re: Dear Soiled "Fat Fuck" Depends
noah thirteen wrote: I'm pretty sure my wife is not a dyke - I just asked her, she said no..... but she's watching Anderson Cooper right now
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Mari_Mar
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What kind of homophobe watches Anderson Cooper? This sounds like more patriarchal deception if you ask me...
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badgevvrecker
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Re: Dear Soiled "Fat Fuck" Depends
the type that drags fags with their buddies but gets brutally buttfucked by them on their own time?Mari_Mar wrote:What kind of homophobe watches Anderson Cooper?
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I tried getting my wife to watch the episode where he had the midget family on but she didn't last five minutes. It's like we're growing further apart every day....
everyone is miserable, xasthur fans are bigger liars
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Mari_Mar
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Would it be inappropriate for me to call dibs should you two continue on this path, Teebore?Teebore wrote:I tried getting my wife to watch the episode where he had the midget family on but she didn't last five minutes. It's like we're growing further apart every day....
Pisscubes wrote:"Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
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Mari_Mar
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Dammit Noah! Why do you keep trying to clam-block me here!?!!? 
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Teebore
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Re: Dear Soiled "Fat Fuck" Depends
Oh she's had her chances Noah. It's not my wife's fault Mari is blackout drunk and worthless before sundown...
everyone is miserable, xasthur fans are bigger liars
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Gay for Cock
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Re: Dear Soiled "Fat Fuck" Depends
Noah, tell your wife that I said to shut her damn dyke mouth up.
"It is the maze that dreams. And I am lost."
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Re: Dear Soiled "Fat Fuck" Depends
Bored013 wrote:Famous last words...Pisscubes wrote:This board has never gotten me nudes, male or other-wise. I mean... what the fuck.
Check your inbox Mr. Pisscubes.
"It is the maze that dreams. And I am lost."
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Mari_Mar
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I knew there had to be a motive behind all those drinks you were forcing down my throat Teebore...Teebore wrote:Oh she's had her chances Noah. It's not my wife's fault Mari is blackout drunk and worthless before sundown...
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a world of no
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Re: Dear Soiled "Fat Fuck" Depends
holy fucking shit... goddamn meatgrease.
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MeatGrease
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Re: Dear Soiled "Fat Fuck" Depends
come on in saddler...the water's just fine...
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a world of no
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Re: Dear Soiled "Fat Fuck" Depends
that's ok. you go on ahead and drown all by your lonesome.
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Re: Dear Soiled "Fat Fuck" Depends
MeatGrease wrote:come on in saddler...the water's just fine...
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