Don't Even THINK About Passive-Aggressive Thermostat Wars
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Don't Even THINK About Passive-Aggressive Thermostat Wars
i woke up coated in sweat for the second night in a row.
"gotta be fuckin kidding me," i observed adroitly. my window open to the december night, the fan blowing, all the blankets kicked onto the floor and still i'm lying in a puddle of sweat.
the next morning i texted bob my landlord to ask who held the reins on the thermostat, and if he could ask them to kill the noise a little bit from midnight to 6am. he replied that the thermostat was at the top of the stairs and to feel free to set it as i chose.
"cool !" i opined cleverly to my empty living room.
the next night i woke up to the same thing, went up to lower the thermostat, and discovered this:
sorry for the blurry picture. it says, "please DO NOT TURN DOWN the thermostat. Have it set at 72 degrees. Thanks."
well that's fucking weird, i sharply consider. i still turn it down to 72 from the 85 it's set at (no exaggeration !) and head back to bed.
the next night, the same thing. i turn it back down to 72. the following morning i text bob again to ask if he had left the note to not lower it past 72, and if he was aware the shit was getting set to 85 by one of the people in the building. i got spit on my face from the spluttering in his text response, which further assured me that i could set the thermostat where i liked, even if it was below 72. he also said he thought he knew who left the note (i didn't) and said he'd talk to them.
"alright, dope." i deftly note.
so last night, i go upstairs to run the now-routine of turning down the thermostat, and am greeted with this:
i splutter at the fucking nerve of someone anonymously dictating what i am to not even think about doing ?! and crank that sumbitch down into the 50s. then this morning i wrote a response letter:
text:
dear anonymous note writer
your claims to comfort are no more valid than mine. also, acting like you're getting packed into a boxcar and shipped to siberia when someone turns the thermostat down from EIGHTY FUCKING DEGREES is at least a little bit disingenuous and melodramatic.
being as you've not left a name/apt#/ph# to discuss this matter in person where we could reach a mutually satisfactory conclusion in an adult manner, i instead contacted bob, who told me to set the thermostat wherever i chose. given that he's the landlord and has authority over the house while your authority extends to the edge of your imagination and not a step further, i went with what he said. if you have any problem with that i suggest you "don't even THINK about" writing another passive aggressive note because i will just ignore that one too. instead maybe contact bob.
yours in poverty,
i hope to update this thread further in the near future !
"gotta be fuckin kidding me," i observed adroitly. my window open to the december night, the fan blowing, all the blankets kicked onto the floor and still i'm lying in a puddle of sweat.
the next morning i texted bob my landlord to ask who held the reins on the thermostat, and if he could ask them to kill the noise a little bit from midnight to 6am. he replied that the thermostat was at the top of the stairs and to feel free to set it as i chose.
"cool !" i opined cleverly to my empty living room.
the next night i woke up to the same thing, went up to lower the thermostat, and discovered this:
sorry for the blurry picture. it says, "please DO NOT TURN DOWN the thermostat. Have it set at 72 degrees. Thanks."
well that's fucking weird, i sharply consider. i still turn it down to 72 from the 85 it's set at (no exaggeration !) and head back to bed.
the next night, the same thing. i turn it back down to 72. the following morning i text bob again to ask if he had left the note to not lower it past 72, and if he was aware the shit was getting set to 85 by one of the people in the building. i got spit on my face from the spluttering in his text response, which further assured me that i could set the thermostat where i liked, even if it was below 72. he also said he thought he knew who left the note (i didn't) and said he'd talk to them.
"alright, dope." i deftly note.
so last night, i go upstairs to run the now-routine of turning down the thermostat, and am greeted with this:
i splutter at the fucking nerve of someone anonymously dictating what i am to not even think about doing ?! and crank that sumbitch down into the 50s. then this morning i wrote a response letter:
text:
dear anonymous note writer
your claims to comfort are no more valid than mine. also, acting like you're getting packed into a boxcar and shipped to siberia when someone turns the thermostat down from EIGHTY FUCKING DEGREES is at least a little bit disingenuous and melodramatic.
being as you've not left a name/apt#/ph# to discuss this matter in person where we could reach a mutually satisfactory conclusion in an adult manner, i instead contacted bob, who told me to set the thermostat wherever i chose. given that he's the landlord and has authority over the house while your authority extends to the edge of your imagination and not a step further, i went with what he said. if you have any problem with that i suggest you "don't even THINK about" writing another passive aggressive note because i will just ignore that one too. instead maybe contact bob.
yours in poverty,
i hope to update this thread further in the near future !
Last edited by riley-o on Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:32 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Don't Even THINK About Passive-Aggressive Thermostat War
if i had to guess one person who would like the siberia quip...Pisscubes wrote:
I fucking love it.
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Why don't ya just install a pool in your living room?
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I had to go into the archives for this...but you've earned it.
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Thread of the year.
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Re: Don't Even THINK About Passive-Aggressive Thermostat War
I set mine to 63 up in this bitch. Fuck being blasted with heat.. that's what blankets are for...
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Buy a lock box cover , problem solved.
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just play this really loudly til they stop
if it's too loud, they can open a window to let the sound out
if it's too loud, they can open a window to let the sound out
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that's exactly it man. i could see turning up the heat in the morning, or in the evening during dinner, but BLASTING it overnight ? just put on another blanket !valgalder wrote:I set mine to 63 up in this bitch. Fuck being blasted with heat.. that's what blankets are for...
bob the landlord said in one of his first texts to me that he'd do that if it became necessary. that would clearly benefit me so i'm all for it.danox3 wrote:Buy a lock box cover , problem solved.
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like a good friend of ours is known to say, "play pussy, get fucked."
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Who says that!?riley-o wrote:like a good friend of ours is known to say, "play pussy, get fucked."
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It's probably been 20-25 years since that song was STUCK IN MY FUCKING HEAD FOR DAYS ON END! Thanks, Dickface.krudmonk wrote:just play this really loudly til they stop
if it's too loud, they can open a window to let the sound out
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Doesn't Mind Of A Lunatic start out just like this story?
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I'm just disappointed by the surprising lack of italics in Riley's response letter...Pisscubes wrote:I'd actually really like to see an entire Geto Boyz song written about your temp trifflin' neighbors and how you had to take that shit to the other damn level of the game.riley-o wrote:like a good friend of ours is known to say, "play pussy, get fucked."
Pisscubes wrote:"Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
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This thread is a wonder of amusement and annoyance. I'm thinking you'll find your note torn off the wall. Also, if this woman is a real piece of work, she may even call the cops My best friend lived underneath some one like this. Fortunately for you, your not as big a pussy as he is when it comes to neighbors.
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\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:It's probably been 20-25 years since that song was STUCK IN MY FUCKING HEAD FOR DAYS ON END! Thanks, Dickface.
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I had an employee come into my office and threaten to call the cops on a co-worker because he wasn't drilling his share of steel tubes fast enough.
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i'm going to mention this to bob now so no one can try to spin it to me being anything but awesome
that would do little to dissuade me from continuing to turn down the temperature.The Bill wrote:I'm thinking you'll find your note torn off the wall.
that would be fucking hilarious and would probably get her evicted.The Bill wrote:Also, if this woman is a real piece of work, she may even call the cops
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Believe you, me. If this broad is old enough, she'll call the cops.Pisscubes wrote:Anyone who calls the cops over a thermostat should be publically beaten.
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The guy came in bitching about the new guy not pulling his weight. When I said I wasn't going to change things at this time, he said "If you don't do something about it, I WILL!"Pisscubes wrote:\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:I had an employee come into my office and threaten to call the cops on a co-worker because he wasn't drilling his share of steel tubes fast enough.
HOLY SHIT
Yeah, I'm sure that's in the books!
Ready for the guy to threaten to kick someone's ass, I said "like what".
"I'll... I'll... CALL THE FUCKING COPS!"
"just... get out of my office."
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Where was your wife during all of this??
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i hope you'll forgive me if i don't see what that has to do with anything, harelip13..
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just out of curiosity, can your vent(s) be closed with any efficiency?
just out of curiosity, can your vent(s) be closed with any efficiency?