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WANNAPORN PORNJADED

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:03 pm
by nick
At work today I stumbled across a customer the last name PORNJADED, so I looked it up on facebook and this girl has the name WANNAPORN PORNJADED. LOL. Do Thai people have the dumbest sounding names in the world or what? I also found another person with the first name MANDEEP. I wonder if his last name is INMYASS? The only other group of people I can think of with such ridiculous sounding names are American negroes, but at least they usually have normal last names. If I was Thai, I would want my name to be WANNASMOKE WHERESMYBONG.

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Re: WANNAPORN PORNJADED

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:55 pm
by nick
Man, I thought at least Zerohero would post in this thread...guess it's back to the drawing board.

Re: WANNAPORN PORNJADED

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:59 pm
by Honky Kong 64
BANANAMILK SPAINMENS

Re: WANNAPORN PORNJADED

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:33 pm
by doubleblumpkin
Honky Kong 64 wrote:BANANAMILK SPAINMENS
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Re: WANNAPORN PORNJADED

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:03 pm
by Tony Twist
I went to school with a girl named Ada Ho.

Re: WANNAPORN PORNJADED

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:21 pm
by nick
LOL, I'm having a great time just going through this girls friend list:

Nuttapong Punk

Palmy Inzayn

PanPan Nitikitpaiboon

Pattramas Prim Potisomporn

Pompom Potisook

Poppap Phicharin Wongsuwannakorn

Ppupeh Gp

Prow Pongpech

Re: WANNAPORN PORNJADED

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:23 pm
by nick
Tumtumz Mystryx

Ween Siwapornprasong

:what:

Re: WANNAPORN PORNJADED

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:24 pm
by Necrometer
I can't believe this shit is real... but it is http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=723155969

Re: WANNAPORN PORNJADED

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:27 pm
by nick
Ok, I changed my mind, these aren't dumb at all. These are AWESOME.

Re: WANNAPORN PORNJADED

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:28 pm
by Masochrism
Ratanda and i were talking about this once. he told me aout somone name tittyporn.

Re: WANNAPORN PORNJADED

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:28 pm
by Tony Twist
I wanna be friends with her.

Re: WANNAPORN PORNJADED

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:32 pm
by Necrometer
Magick Sam wrote:I was pretty on the fence about this thread until I saw 'Tumtumz Mystryx'
I'll second this one's game-changing power

it's like the pseudonym some goth furry would use for her hamster-dragon persona

Re: WANNAPORN PORNJADED

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:38 pm
by Necrometer
I really sent this:
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Re: WANNAPORN PORNJADED

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:25 pm
by Masochrism
:pizza:

Re: WANNAPORN PORNJADED

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:30 pm
by james
Many of these seem like the names of trickster-gods who can only be re-banished to the 5th dimension if you trick them into saying their names backwards.

Also totally thought this thread would be asking for good porn recommendations, 'cause OP just about seen it all by now

Re: WANNAPORN PORNJADED

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:22 pm
by Tony Twist
james wrote:Also totally thought this thread would be asking for good porn recommendations, 'cause OP just about seen it all by now
Yup.

Re: WANNAPORN PORNJADED

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:50 pm
by soiled depends
really nice to see nick running his own thing here...really brutal......

Re: WANNAPORN PORNJADED

Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:07 pm
by Zerohero
Magick Sam wrote:I was pretty on the fence about this thread until I saw 'Tumtumz Mystryx'
I just yelled TUMTUMZ MYSTRYX" out loud.

hope cops don't :betternotstartanyshit:
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spain

Re: WANNAPORN PORNJADED

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:55 pm
by monsterod
Pearl Rapeeporn Pratum-Anon
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:mastoman: :mastoman: :mastoman: :mastoman:

Re: WANNAPORN PORNJADED

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:58 pm
by Dr Yail Bloor
i once came across ( :wank: ) a customer with the name Oliver Wank.

also theres a pakistani newcastle submarine captain and he's called Gandeep Undawatta (no shit).

Re: WANNAPORN PORNJADED

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 1:42 pm
by danox3
I got an e-mail from a guy from the Netherlands names Tjerk der Goot.

Re: WANNAPORN PORNJADED

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 2:16 pm
by nick
Unearthed some more gems today. It's become fairly obvious that some of these are not real. They must be in some sort of ESL program.

Poppy Yang
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Acmee Saturn

BanPasa Tutorial

Bee Spinach

Beer Chan

Best Olives

Bewae Beware

Boo Balalooboo

Dasha Loveduoduo

Drknow Kung

Fairytopia Fern

GameGame GuitarBoyz

Lettuce Pork Stew

Mint Mintmild

OuiOui Oui

Pangman Pungpond

Pornrat Ariyachotima

PunOn SexJub

Tik Tok

Wat Quirk

Woody Edition

Re: WANNAPORN PORNJADED

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 2:57 pm
by monsterod
I'm dying here.

Pornrat.

Re: WANNAPORN PORNJADED

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:33 pm
by delmuerte
JJ Gumayaygay is a customer name I can't forget.

Anyone else notice that Ms. Pornjaded is from fucking BANGCOCK!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: WANNAPORN PORNJADED

Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 4:37 pm
by E.E 3.0
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