The New Unstoppable MMA Thread!

NANOplague · Post by **NANOplague** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:40 pm

Leben looked like Scott Weiland crossbred with a vulture.
He was acting totally different too, all business.

I like Jardine's crazy, shaved, drunken prospector fighting style.
It was good to see Chuck beaten down further.

riley-o · Post by **riley-o** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:04 pm

Keith Jardine ($14,000) def. Chuck Liddell ($500,000)
Forrest Griffin ($44,000) def. Mauricio â€œShogunâ€ Rua ($150,000)
Jon Fitch ($44,000) def. Diego Sanchez ($22,000)
Lyoto Machida ($50,000) def. Kazuhiro Nakamura ($20,000)
Tyson Griffin ($24,000) def. Thiago Tavares ($9,000)
Rich Clementi ($24,000) def. Anthony Johnson ($5,000)
Jeremy Stephens ($6,000) def. Diego Saraiva ($3,000)
Christian Wellisch ($14,000) def. Scott Junk ($4,000)
Matt Wiman ($16,000) def. Michihiro Omigawa ($5,000)

Liddell made more than everyone else combined. Not surprising I guess but certainly disappointing. It's understandable that the guy who sells PPVs is going to get a bigger payday, but the discrepancy is too much in my opinion. That said, Matt Wiman making more than the winner of the main event ?! Fighters still fighting for three to fight, three to win at the UFC LEVEL ??! COME ON DANA WHITE YOU FUCKING CUNT, you make more than this entire salary on shirt sales. God I hate Vince McMMAhon sometimes.

Teebore · Post by **Teebore** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:34 pm

Myiasis wrote:He called out Forrest on his website.

Wanderlei says he would like to fight with Forrest Griffin

Wanderlei Silva was an outstanding personality at UFC 76, taken place on September 22. Wanderlei was invited by Dana White to attend the event and challenge Chuck Lidell, in case the latter won. But it was a sad night for both Lidell and the Brazilian Shogun, who lost their fights.

What Wanderlei has to say about the event: â€œUFC took place in a very good gymnasium, very large; here these events have been growing continuously. This week I worked a lot on the event advertising making use of my popularity that is big here. Just to give an idea, we had an autograph session that gathered about 500 people, on a huge line. The warmth of my fans was very nice. I realize that everyone is anxious about my first fight, including myself. Iâ€™ve been training very hard, every day, with a lot of focus. My responsibility towards Brazilians has grown a lot due to the results of the last fights. This is also very motivating to me. It is important for the sport to bring joy to the fans and this becomes the fightersâ€™ responsibility.

Lidellâ€™s fight had a direct relationship with me because Dana White had said I would challenge him if he won. I was disappointed with the defeat because Lidellâ€™s opponent is good, he has his merit but was not so qualified to defeat him. I believed Lidell was going to win and I was disappointed with the result. I hoped to perform against him in December and now I will have to wait for another name. It was a balanced, hard fight; I think Lidell should have prepared better in view of the importance of this combat.

As to Shogun, I didnâ€™t manage to see him; I only watched the fight. I was very sad, both as a Brazilian and as a personal friend; I was cheering a lot for him. I was very frustrated with the defeat, it was unexpected. I thought it would be an easy fight for him. I hope he comes back, training hard and next time show his potential. MMA has greatly evolved and we should be tuned to such innovations, realizing that this sport is more and more specific and scientific. It does not take only a heart to win a fight any longer. Shogun has the talent and it all depends exclusively upon him. He will figure out what went wrong and will not make the same mistakes next time. Yesterday he was not the Shogun who I know. I hope he continues bringing joy to this fans including myself, for I am also his fan.

As to a name to face in December: â€œIâ€™d like, in view of the last event and also as a vengeance for my friend, to fight with this Forrest Griffin. I guess it could be a good name for me.â€
http://www.wanderleisilva.com.br/site_i ... 9&Itemid=5

haha. Typical Chute Boxe. It's only business, man.

Colonel Klink · Post by **Colonel Klink** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:36 pm

Forrest - Wanderlei would be a great match .

The light heavyweight division is awesome at the moment , such depth

Quinton â€œRampageâ€ Jackson
Forrest Griffin
Keith Jardine
Dan Henderson
Wanderlei Silva
Chuck Liddell
Shogun Rua
Rashaed Evans
Houston Alexander
Tito Ortiz

Hopefully they add Ricardo Arona to that list soon .

I'd like to see the following match ups, to determine a future challenger to Rampage .

Rua vs Ortiz
Griffin vs Liddell
Alexander vs Silva

Myiasis · Post by **Myiasis** » Tue Sep 25, 2007 10:20 pm

Yeah I'd love to see Alexander vs. Silva. What a slugfest.

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:02 pm

Look at the retarded shit they mailed me because I bought the fucking Fight Club membership in order to get Cincy tickets before they sold out...

Is anyone over the age of 13 amused or impressed by such a sad assortment of trash?

riley-o · Post by **riley-o** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:03 pm

I GET THOSE GLOVES

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:05 pm

riley-o wrote:I GET THOSE GLOVES

Done! It's only one. OR IS THAT JUST WHAT I'M TELLING YOU?

Myiasis · Post by **Myiasis** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:22 pm

Why you would bother to scan all that shit that you apparently hate so much and bitch about it on the internet when you could have just thrown it away in the first place and forgot they'd ever think to mail you such nonsense is beyond me. What a ridiculous thing to complain about.

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:36 pm

Hahahahaha... JEALOUS! I'll sell you the Chuck/Tito staredown backstage-pass-to-happiness for $20. Let me know.

Really, though, I think the stuff is amusing, and figured it would be for some other people here. Now I won't throw away the little glove that Riley wants - it could have been a disaster.

NANOplague · Post by **NANOplague** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:38 pm

that little glove needs to be put on a cat or small dog immediately.
Hell, even an infant.

Teebore · Post by **Teebore** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:41 pm

Myiasis wrote:Yeah I'd love to see Alexander vs. Silva. What a slugfest.

Funny. I was envisioning this fight yesterday at work. Pretty slow day.

Teebore · Post by **Teebore** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:45 pm

Colonel Klink wrote:Forrest - Wanderlei would be a great match .

The light heavyweight division is awesome at the moment , such depth

Quinton â€œRampageâ€ Jackson
Forrest Griffin
Keith Jardine
Dan Henderson
Wanderlei Silva
Chuck Liddell
Shogun Rua
Rashaed Evans
Houston Alexander
Tito Ortiz

Hopefully they add Ricardo Arona to that list soon .

I'd like to see the following match ups, to determine a future challenger to Rampage .

Rua vs Ortiz
Griffin vs Liddell
Alexander vs Silva

Awesome, isn't it? Don't forget to throw in Lambert and Machida.

Myiasis · Post by **Myiasis** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:52 pm

Necrometer wrote:Hahahahaha... JEALOUS! I'll sell you the Chuck/Tito staredown backstage-pass-to-happiness for $20. Let me know.

Really, though, I think the stuff is amusing, and figured it would be for some other people here. Now I won't throw away the little glove that Riley wants - it could have been a disaster.

Does that include the lanier, too? If no, would $15 be fair? Tito iz my fave LOL!

riley-o · Post by **riley-o** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:23 pm

Myiasis wrote:Why you would bother to scan all that shit that you apparently hate so much and bitch about it on the internet when you could have just thrown it away in the first place and forgot they'd ever think to mail you such nonsense is beyond me. What a ridiculous thing to complain about.

To say "hey look how funny this is." Probably not anything worth flipping out over homes, you sound like me instead of your usual laid-back self...

Myiasis · Post by **Myiasis** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:33 pm

riley-o wrote:
Myiasis wrote:Why you would bother to scan all that shit that you apparently hate so much and bitch about it on the internet when you could have just thrown it away in the first place and forgot they'd ever think to mail you such nonsense is beyond me. What a ridiculous thing to complain about.
To say "hey look how funny this is." Probably not anything worth flipping out over homes, you sound like me instead of your usual laid-back self...

Yeah, I can have my moments I guess. I just thought it peculiar to scan a bunch of stuff just to talk about how gay it is. I'm sure I've done similar things in the past. Ah well.

NANOplague · Post by **NANOplague** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:34 pm

riley-o wrote:
Myiasis wrote:Why you would bother to scan all that shit that you apparently hate so much and bitch about it on the internet when you could have just thrown it away in the first place and forgot they'd ever think to mail you such nonsense is beyond me. What a ridiculous thing to complain about.
To say "hey look how funny this is." Probably not anything worth flipping out over homes, you sound like me instead of your usual laid-back self...

I noticed that as well. I don't think I've ever even seen an "annoyed" myiasis post before.

Teebore · Post by **Teebore** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:36 pm

Myiasis wrote:
riley-o wrote:
Myiasis wrote:Why you would bother to scan all that shit that you apparently hate so much and bitch about it on the internet when you could have just thrown it away in the first place and forgot they'd ever think to mail you such nonsense is beyond me. What a ridiculous thing to complain about.
To say "hey look how funny this is." Probably not anything worth flipping out over homes, you sound like me instead of your usual laid-back self...
Yeah, I can have my moments I guess. I just thought it peculiar to scan a bunch of stuff just to talk about how gay it is. I'm sure I've done similar things in the past. Ah well.

This is a thread about fighting. You're entitled to go off as much as you want.

riley-o · Post by **riley-o** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:40 pm

He can do whatever he wants, it's an interphone message board. I was just commenting it seemed out of character. Look man, if you have something you want to talk about I'm right here. We're all ultrabros in the MMA thread.

Myiasis · Post by **Myiasis** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 4:55 pm

I feel like balls and called in sick to work. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Sorry, Ross. I still love you and your contributions to the best thread on the board.

Teebore · Post by **Teebore** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 6:19 pm

riley-o wrote:He can do whatever he wants, it's an interphone message board. I was just commenting it seemed out of character. Look man, if you have something you want to talk about I'm right here. We're all ultrabros in the MMA thread.

Ultrabros

I'm lovin' it right about now.

Necrometer · Post by **Necrometer** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 8:06 pm

Myiasis wrote:I feel like balls and called in sick to work. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Sorry, Ross. I still love you and your contributions to the best thread on the board.

Dude zero apology necessary. I take more from this thread than I can give, so I'm humble when I'm in here. Although my first reply should have made it obvious that I wasn't butthurt, if you think I'm selling the pass separate from the laniard you're a madman.

Goatus · Post by **Goatus** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:18 pm

I just watched some female MMA. I rear naked choked my cock. I don't even know what that's supposed to insinuate.

Teebore · Post by **Teebore** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:40 pm

Goatus wrote:I just watched some female MMA. I rear naked choked my cock. I don't even know what that's supposed to insinuate.

I've checked out a couple of fights before. I just could not get into it. There's something about a pretty girl getting punched in the face that does nothing for me. Unless of course, I'm delivering the blow.

Teufel · Post by **Teufel** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:46 am

Fuck, there are some good fights coming up soon;

UFC 77:
Anderson Silva vs Rich Franklin 2
Tim Sylvia vs Brandon Vera
Yushin Okami vs Jason MacDonald

UFC 78:
Rashad Evans vs Michael Bisping (I actually like this matchup a lot)
Karo Parisyan vs Hector Lombard
Spencer Fisher vs Frankie Edgar
Houston Alexander vs Thiago Silva (top Chute Boxe prospect)

TUF 6 Finale:
Roger Huerta vs Clay Guida!!!

Not the biggest names in the business on some of the cards, but the match-ups are pretty even and should make for some exciting fights.